black-genderfluid-jesus:

Even deities share cokes

the amount of time I spent on this joke is indefensible

Ken M is my hero.

(Source: thymegaforeskin)

stavvers:

whenever i see posts tagged “submission” my first instinct is to read it as a synonym of bottoming.

this makes blogs like hawkeye initiative even better

you are not alone

Anonymous Asked
QuestionSketch request! Guy of your choice and aoba go to an "adult" store. What do they buy / what happens? Answer

confabulatorycrown:

heck yeah. i hope online adult stores count.

welcome to the future

outofcontextdnd:

In an underground cave after experiencing various traps in a mansion, and a illusion door behind a waterfall:

Cleric: “I cast detect evil on the bridge.”

Me (Co-DM): “It’s a bridge.”

Mainly posting this so I can find it the next time I end up in an argument with MRAs.

Mainly posting this so I can find it the next time I end up in an argument with MRAs.

trynottodrown:


A baby Flamboyant Cuttlefish hatchling only a few seconds old, after it had hatched from its egg sac. (via)
trynottodrown:


A baby Flamboyant Cuttlefish hatchling only a few seconds old, after it had hatched from its egg sac. (via)

trynottodrown:

A baby Flamboyant Cuttlefish hatchling only a few seconds old, after it had hatched from its egg sac. (via)

cumaeansibyl:

altonym:

no word of a lie somebody on jez once replied to a comment of mine about my chronic illness with a 1,500 word recipe for a “lentil and asparagus frittata” that they were firmly convinced would solve all my problems

I like those things separately but together it just sounds tragic

like, not only would it not solve your problems but it would create an entirely new set of them, for instance the fact that you would have a lentil and asparagus frittata in your house

siddharthasmama:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..

just…

White supremacy in action.

WAT

baffomet:

Cornelis van Haarlem. Two Followers of Cadmus Devoured by a Dragon. 1588.

also known as “now kiss”

(Source: tomorrowandbeyond)